The cat's waist is very long, which is one of the most mysterious parts of every cat. Maybe you don't believe it, you can go and see how long a chubby, round dough can be stretched. One thing that every fat cat with good living conditions must do every day is to hide their waists from the outside most of the time. Pretend to be short and cute. From this, I think cats are naturally good actors, and they can put on very cute poses out of instinct.

If every cat shows its terrifying long waist so unscrupulously, if it doesn't know how to hide its true appearance, I am afraid that they will soon be as disgusting as the long waisted weasel. How can they have the dachshund's ability to look particularly loyal, stable and cute despite their long waists?

So under a protective habit that can be so powerful, it doesn't need much explanation, the cat's waist becomes Verb for human thief and thinker. It can be expected that there are such a large number of thieves in human prisons today, which may be related to the fact that they have not yet reached the level of cat occupation. Compared with the nourishing prison life of the thieves, they are unable to raise their books to read, and thinkers who can only read books can only get cervical spondylosis. They had to free up one hand to support their laptop-heavy heads, an impossible cat-like gesture that became a classic pose for thinkers.

Hiding your waist for too long will also make you very tired. So the cat invented the lazy waist, a verb that belongs to all humans and all animals to solve fatigue. It is a pity that among all human beings, the administrative secretary who is best at the action of slack has not learned the more effective expert-level cat slack. Humans are accustomed to raising their hands to release slack and stretch their muscles and bones. Under the action of the earth's gravity, doesn't raising the hands up can only increase hand fatigue?

Cats conform to the earth's gravity. Contrary to humans, their lazy waists often fix the upper body and stretch their legs as a standard cat in lazy pose. In addition, if there is a place such as a tree or a sofa where the front paws can be fixed, the cats will use the spare cat lazy posture that is like raising their arms to practice claws, but actually stretching their waists. Although the brain capacity of cats is far less than that of humans, it is obvious that humans are quite stupid when it comes to doing what they are best at. Although many slightly financially minded yoga masters learn a lot of poses from cats, they can charge more stupid people for tuition.